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Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
11:47 pm
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bitch


go to this link and look under "famous bitches."
look inbetween "kyle's mom" and "window's xp"
click the link.

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Sunday, August 19th, 2007
1:37 am
The End of the World )

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Friday, August 17th, 2007
12:48 am
Level 1
(x) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
(x) smoked weed
(x) kissed a member of the same sex-haha
(x) drank alcohol
SO FAR: 4

Level 2
( ) said "i love you" to someone
(x) had a pet die
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
( ) fell down a mountain
SO FAR: 7

Level 3
(x) snuck out of a parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) gone out on a blind date
(x) lied
SO FAR:10

Level 4
(x) had a crush on an older person
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone/something die
SO FAR: 13

Level 5
(x) had/have a crush on your best friend
( ) been to Paris
( ) been to Spain
(X) been on a plane
( ) thrown up from drinking milk
SO FAR: 15

Level 6
(x) eaten Sushi-
(x) been forgotten-
( ) met someone BECAUSE of facebook
( ) been mosh pitting
SO FAR: 17

Level 7
( ) been in an abusive relationship (not physically though)
(x) taken pain killers
(x) loved/liked someone who you cant have
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
SO FAR: 21

Level 8
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
SO FAR: 26

Level 9
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game- :D
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
SO FAR: 30

Level 10
( ) used a fake/someone else's ID
(x) watched the sunset
( ) felt an earthquake
( ) killed a snake
SO FAR: 31

Level 11
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed/vandalized
(x) robbed someone/vandalized
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a deer
SO FAR: 36

Level 12
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
( ) been in a car/motorcycle accident
SO FAR: 38

Level 13
(x) had/have braces
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream
(x) had de ja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 42

Level 14
(x) hated the way you look
( ) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced--
(x) questioned your heart-
(x) Been obsessed with post-it notes--
SO FAR: 45

Level 15
(x) squished barefoot through the mud-
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the world
(x) swam in the ocean/gulf/lake/creek
(x) felt like you were dying
SO FAR: 50

Level 16
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sang karaoke
(x) paid with only coins--
SO FAR: 55

Level 17
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made yourself laugh but no one else
( ) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) kissed in the rain--i tried REALLY hard once. or five times.
SO FAR: 57

Level 18
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach
SO FAR: 61

Level 19
(x) crashed a party
(x) have traveled more than 5 hours with a car/bus full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading-
(x) had a wish come true
SO FAR: 65

Level 20
(x) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
(x) made a promise you couldnt keep
( ) gone swimming with dolphins
SO FAR: 67

Level 22
(x) got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer
(x) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sex's clothes -
(x) sat on a roof top
SO FAR: 71

Level 23
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel-
( ) talked on the phone for more than 5 hours
(x) stayed up all night
SO FAR: 74

Level 24
( ) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had/been in a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone-
SO FAR: 77

Level 25
( ) believe in ghosts
( ) have/had more then 30 pairs of shoes
(x) gone streaking
( ) been in jail/visited jail
SO FAR: 78

Level 26
(x) played chicken--
(x) been pushed/jumped into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(X) been easily amused
SO FAR: 83

Level 27
( ) caught a fish then ate it later-- we tried to!
( ) made or been in a video
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
SO FAR: 86

Level 28
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
( ) French braided someones hair
(x) gone skinny dipping in a pool
( ) been kicked out of your house
SO FAR: 92

Level 29
(x) Rode a rollercoaster
(x) went scuba-diving/snorkeling
(x) had a cavity--
(x) Black-mailed someone
(x) been black mailed
SO FAR: 97

Level 30
(x) fell going up the stairs
(x) licked a cat/dog
(x) played hide and seek
(x) bitten someone
(x) licked someone
SO FAR: 102

Yay! See how many you can get!

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Sunday, August 12th, 2007
1:56 am
Ok. I'm starting now.

Seriously.

I will not allow myself to fail.

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Wednesday, June 13th, 2007
8:57 pm
The Nurse
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)

Friendly and eager. Sexy in white. You are The Nurse.

Like your male counterpart, The Poolboy, you're a fun and goofy, but giving, friend. You believe that life and love should be taken with a grain of salt. We'll bet you smile a lot, which people find contagious.

Your exact female opposite:
The Battleaxe

Deliberate Brutal Love Master
If only they knew the reason...the fact is, you spend WAY more time fantasizing than the average girl. While your friends lean desperately towards love, you're chemically biased towards anti-love: sex. You'd never date someone you didn't find immediately kissable.

To maximize satisfaction, you should find someone carefree and sexual, just like you. Avoid Brutal types at all costs. A final bit of advice: experience doesn't matter. You didn't qualify as a Master, and your perfect match need not either. Consider both The Poolboy (RGSD) and The Playboy (RGSM).


BUT ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah (DBLM), The Mixed Messenger (DBLD)


Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating.

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8:42 pm
1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Movie:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us?
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they:
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school:
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?

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Sunday, June 3rd, 2007
12:41 am
i don't even know why i bother writing on this thingie anymore...no one reads it. i'm saying that in a completely accepting, non-bitter way. whateves, that's cool.

sweet new icons!

as usual, i must complain about the opposite sex. duh. it's what i do. anyhoo, lately boys have been fun, but also kinda nosey and annoying. it's complex, which is the opposite of how i like it. hopefully it'll be resolved soon.

sweet new icons!

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Wednesday, February 14th, 2007
10:56 pm
pffftt.

valentine's day. yay for candy! who needs a boy? everything they can do for us, we can do better. and longer.

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10:17 pm
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Valentine's Day the LJ Way by bubbleykitten
Username
Gets/makes you a valentine's day giftbeta_loser
Secretly wants you to be their'spinkinsanity31
Wrote a poem that didn't get any commentsshadow_renegade
Comes to your house and eats your chocolatequillbert
Will leave an anon. comment to yougnawritard
Parties like a mad personxyrophobic
Wants you to know, you're sexyalmightykingcow
Hates you so much they love you this yearhebrew_hippie
Sends you IMs with hearts and smiliesstrawberrybear
Secretly wants a gift from youdear_annette
Loves you with a passiondefy_gravity14

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Saturday, December 16th, 2006
1:14 pm - My Xmas Stocking
my xmas stocking )

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Sunday, November 19th, 2006
7:37 pm
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.

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Eyes full of Pain

67%

Mysterious

58%

Diamond Eyes

42%

Passion

17%

What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
created with QuizFarm.com

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Saturday, September 9th, 2006
9:15 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut5fFyTkKv4

oh my.

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Thursday, August 24th, 2006
8:27 pm - jim's former t.a. members:
who's t.a. is everyone in now?

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Wednesday, June 14th, 2006
11:08 pm - soooo stole this from mark...
1- Elizabeth
2- Tami
3- Drew
4- Sabrina
5- Andy D.
6- Allison W.
7- Mark
8- Claire
9- Jennie
10- Peter
11- Emma
12- Greg
13- Miriam
14- David
15- Taylor
16- Chris
17- Alexandra
18- Chris I.
19- Samantha
20- Danny

(If I forgot your name, I'm sorry, I just came up with this list off of the top of my head)

1. Who is #8 going out with?: no one, currently. but i'm guessing things will change soon

2. Is #9 a boy or a girl?: girl. dur

3. Would #11 & #12...?:umm...that would be interesting..but i doubt it

4. What about #18 & #4?: not a chance. he's not her type.

5. What grade is #17 in?: tenth, soon to be eleventh

6. When was the last time you talked to #12?: today. library. i was complaining about latin

7. What's #6's favorite band?: no idea.

8. Does #1 have any siblings?: yup

9. Would you ever date #3?: if he fed me brownies

10. Would you ever date #7?: i dunno. never really thought about it

11. Is #16 single?: Yes

12. What's #15's last name?: Mitchell (spelling?)

13. What's #10's middle name?: good question

14. What's #5's favorite thing to do?: umm...poker, video games, driving me places..

15. Is #13 hot?: a hotter babe i have never seen

16. Would #14 and #19 make a good couple?: i think they'd have really interesting conversations

17. What school does #20 go to?: W-L, currently. next year, UVA

18. Random fact about #11: she sometimes gets slightly goofy off of the photo chemicals (but not on purpose...)

19. And #1: she is a shakespere freak! (in a good way)

20. And #3: well, he met this girl at camp...

21. Have you ever had a crush on #15?: i probably would, if i swung that way

22. Where does #9 live? in a house. two, in fact

23. What's #4's favorite color?: erm...just guessing..purple?

24. Would you make out w/ #14: hahhahahahaha.....i think everyone knows the answer to that one already...(what are the chances?)

25. Are #5 and #6 best friends?: not really

26. Does #7 like #20?: i don't think they know each other, so, yes. #7 is madly, madly in love with #20

27. Does #8 like #19?: yes, but not in a lesbian love kinda way

28. How did #2 meet you (or vise versa)?: swanson, eighth grade, but i got to know her in ninth

29. How did you meet #18?: through church

30. Does #10 have any pets?: yes

31. Is #12 older than thou?: yes

32. Have you ever had oral relations w/ #3?: uh, no, i'd have to say i haven't

33. Is #17 the sexiest person alive?: she is pretty sexy...

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10:46 pm
oh. my. god.

i suck at making up analogies.

like, it's not even funny how bad i am at this.








dave will pay.









probably.

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Monday, April 24th, 2006
11:01 pm
beth is in china. freakin' china. WHY IS BETH IN CHINA AND WHY DID I ONLY JUST FIND THIS OUT? and why is everyone going to china lately?

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Sunday, March 5th, 2006
5:40 am
i'm impossible to forget
but hard to remember

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Wednesday, February 1st, 2006
7:25 pm
Your results:
You are Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
65%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
65%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
55%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
50%
Inara Serra (Companion)
50%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)
45%
A Reaver (Cannibal)
45%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
40%
River (Stowaway)
40%
Alliance
40%
Wash (Ship Pilot)
25%
You are good at fixing things.
You are usually cheerful.
You appreciate being treated
with delicacy and specialness.
Click here to take the Serenity Personality Quiz

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Monday, January 30th, 2006
6:41 pm - blame it on the tetons-modest mouse
Blame it on the Tetons. Yeah, I need a scapegoat now.
No my dog won't bite you, though it had the right to.
You oughta give her credit cuz she knows I would've let it happen.

Blame it on the weekends. God I need a cola now.
Oh we mumble loudly, wear our shame so proudly.
Wore our blank expressions, trying to look interesting.
Blame it all on me cuz God I need a cold one now.

All them eager actors gladly taking credit
for the lines created by the people tucked away from sight
is just a window from the room we're bound to.
If you find a way out, oh would you just let me know how?
Would you just let me know how?

Blame it on the web but the spider's your problem now.
Language is for liquid that we're all dissolved in.
Great for solving problems, after it creates a problem.
Blame it on the Tetons. God, I need a scapegoat now.

Everyone's a building burning
with no one to put the fire out.
Standing at the window looking out,
waiting for time to burn us down.
Everyone's an ocean drowning
with no one really to show how.
They might get a little better air
if they turned themselves into a cloud.

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Sunday, January 22nd, 2006
5:03 pm
i just watched the entire third season of seinfeld. how pathetic does that make me?

current mood: lethargic

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